Merry Christmas!

And now for some old cracker jokes...

Q    What do reindeer have that no other animals have ?
A    Baby reindeer.

Q    What reindeer can jump higher than a house?
A    They all can. Houses can't jump.

Q    How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
A    Deep pan, crisp and even.

Q    Mum, Can I have a puppy for Christmas ?
A    No you can have turkey like everyone else.

Q    Why do computer scientists confuse Christmas and Halloween?
A    Because dec 25 = oct 31

Meanwhile in ancient Bohemia...
"Hey, King Wenceslas, how you doing?"
"I'm good."