And now for some old cracker jokes...
Q What do reindeer have that no other animals have ?
A Baby reindeer.
Q What reindeer can jump higher than a house?
A They all can. Houses can't jump.
Q How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
A Deep pan, crisp and even.
Q Mum, Can I have a puppy for Christmas ?
A No you can have turkey like everyone else.
Q Why do computer scientists confuse Christmas and Halloween?
A Because dec 25 = oct 31
Meanwhile in ancient Bohemia...
"Hey, King Wenceslas, how you doing?"