- A jump-lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you,
but don't start anything"
- A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry we don't
serve food in here"
- Dyslexic man walks into a bra
- A seal walks into a club...
- A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and
says: "Pint please, and one for the road."
- A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides
up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."