Q - What did the waiter ask the group of dining Jewish mothers?
A - "Is ANYTHING all right?"

Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take the change a light bulb?
A: (Sigh) Don't bother, I'll sit in the dark, I don't want to be a nuisance to anybody.

Did you hear about the bum who walked up to the Jewish mother on the street and said,
"Lady, I haven't eaten in three days."
"Force yourself," she replied.

A man calls his mother in Florida. "Mom, how are you?"
"Not too good," says the mother. "I've been very weak."
The son says, "Why are you so weak?"
She says, "Because I haven't eaten in 38 days."
The man says, "That's terrible. Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?
The mother answers, "I didn't want my mouth to be full with food if you should call."

Telegram from Jewish mother: "Begin worrying. Details to follow."