Dracula was walking down the street. Suddenly he's struck on the head
by something. He looks down and there's a sausage roll on the pavement.
Puzzled, he keeps walking. Suddenly, whizz, something hits him from
behind. He spins round really fast, but can't see anyone. When he looks
down, there's a pork pie in the street. Then another bang on the
head, this time from a pickled onion.
He continues, more cautiously, then suddenly he's pierced in the chest
by a wooden cocktail stick, full of cheese and pineapple. As he lies
there dying, he sees a young woman standing nearby. With his dying
breath, he says 'Who are you'. She replies.....
'I'm Buffet, the vampire slayer'