Dracula was walking down the street. Suddenly he's struck on the head by something. He looks down and there's a sausage roll on the pavement.

Puzzled, he keeps walking. Suddenly, whizz, something hits him from behind. He spins round really fast, but can't see anyone. When he looks down, there's a pork pie in the street.  Then another bang on the head, this time from a pickled onion.

He continues, more cautiously, then suddenly he's pierced in the chest by a wooden cocktail stick, full of cheese and pineapple. As he lies there dying, he sees a young woman standing nearby. With his dying breath, he says 'Who are you'. She replies.....

'I'm Buffet, the vampire slayer'