Sean Connery has fallen on hard times. All work has dried up and he's
just sat at home twiddling his thumbs. Suddenly the phone rings and
Sean answers it. It's his agent and Sean gets very excited.
The agent says, "Sean, I've got a job for you. Starts tomorrow, but
you've got to get there early, for 10ish."
Sean frowns and replies, "10ish? But I haven't even got a racket.