Unfortunate Place Names

If you are a citizen of New York, London (or even Sheffield) you are probably happy enough to tell people where you come from. However, just suppose you lived in one of these places...

Shafter (California, USA)
Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire, UK)
Bastard (Norway)
Twatt (Orkney, UK)
Arsoli (Lazio, Italy)
Muff (Northern Ireland)
Wankie (Zimbabwe)
Climax (Colorado, USA)
Nobber (Donegal, Ireland)
Lickey End (West Midlands, UK)
Fukum (Yemen)
Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland, Scotland)
Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada)
Turdo (Romania)
Dongo (Congo - Democratic Republic)
Seymen (Turkey)
Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border)
Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)
Brown Willy (Cornwall,UK)
Wanks River (Nicaragua)
Wankendorf (Schleswig-Holstein, Germany)
Fuku (Shensi, China)
Fukui (Honshu, Japan)
Shag Island (Indian Ocean)
Fukue (Honshu, Japan)
Middle Intercourse Island (Australia)
Wankie Colliery (Zimbabwe)
Chinaman's Knob (Australia)
Wet Beaver Creek (Australia)
Tittybong (Australia)
Pis Pis River (Nicaragua)
Dikshit (India)
Wankener (India)
Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)
Staines (Middlesex UK)