A bloke gets on the bus, with his trouser pockets full of golf balls and sits down next to a little old lady.
The little old lady keeps looking quizzically at him and his bulging pockets. He finally says, "It's golf balls."
She asks, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"


One day God calls down to Noah and says "Noah I want you to make me a new Ark, but this time I want 20 decks one on top of the other".

"20 DECKS!", screams Noah, "Well, OK Big Man, whatever you say, should I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?"
"..... Yep, that's right, well ..... sort of right.......this time I want you to fill it up with fish" God answers.
"Fish?" Queries Noah.
"Yep, fish ... well, to make it more specific Noah, I want Carp, wall to wall, floor to ceiling - Carp!"
"But why?" asks the perplexed Noah.
"Dunno" says God. "I just fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark"