Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
ROBERT DE NIRO:
Are you telling me the chicken crossed that road? Is that what you're
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, The chicken crossed the road,but why it crossed, I've not been
To die. In the rain.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.:
I envision a world where all chickens, be they black or white or brown
or red or speckled, will be free to cross roads without having their
motives called into question.
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told
us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
The development of forces made it possible for the chicken to transform
its relationship with the road, and in so doing, transform itself.
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens
have to cross before you believe it's true?
What if I could guarantee it won't get to the other side?
We have just released eChicken 2000, which will not only cross roads,
but will lay eggs (only in the proprietary brown_ms.egg format), file
your important documents, and balance your chequebook and Internet
Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
Who told you about the chicken? Did you see the chicken? There was no
chicken. Please step into the car, sir.
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by
chicken? Could you define the word "chicken"?
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken,"Thou
shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was