The Rugby World Cup
Seeing how the All Blacks were motivated by performing "The Haka"
before their world cup games, the other nations were asked to suggest
pre-match rituals of their own.
- The ENGLAND team will chat about the weather, wave hankies in the
and attach bells to their ankles for a while before moaning about how
they invented the game, and gave it to the world, and how it's not fair
that everyone can beat them now.
- The IRELAND team will spilt into two, with the Southern half
a Riverdance, while the Northerners march the Traditional route from
their dressing room to the pitch, via their opponents dressing room.
- Two members of the SOUTH AFRICAN team will claim to be more
than the other thirteen whom they will coral between the posts whilst
they claim the rest of the pitch for themselves.