- Man goes to doctor with a carrot up his nose and rhubarb sticking
out of each ear. The doctor says: "Your problem is you are not eating
- Late Football Result Just In: Real Madrid - 1 Surreal Madrid -
- Hear about the Vegetable that died? There was a big turnip at the
- Politicans and nappies have one thing in common. They should both
changed reguarly, and for the same reason.
- A man walks into a shrink, wearing only a pair of cling-film
underpants. The shrink says "I can clearly see you're nuts..."
- Q. How does the man on the moon cut his
hair? A. Eclipse it.
- If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
- Atheism is a non-prophet organization.