The successful contractor parked his brand-new Porsche in front of the office ready to show it off to his colleagues.  As he got out, a lorry came along too close to the kerb and completely tore off the driver's door.  The contractor grabbed his mobile phone and called the police.

A policeman pulled up and the contractor started screaming hysterically.  His car, which he had just picked up that day, was now completely ruined and would never be the same no matter how hard the body shop tried to make it new again.  After he finally wound down from his rant, the policeman shook his head in disbelief.
"I can't believe how materialistic you contractors are," he said.  "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else. Didn't you realise that your left arm is missing from the elbow down?  It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

The contractor looked down in absolute horror, "F***ing Hell!" he screamed "Where's my Rolex?"