Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live
forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would
live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live
-- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but
not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-- Mariah Carey
"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same
reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also
discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what
-- Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show, August 22
"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he
failed to pay his taxes.
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a
federal anti-smoking campaign
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates
in the country."
-- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.
"They're multipurpose. Not only do they put the clips on, but they take
-- Pratt & Whitney spokesperson explaining why the company charged
the Air Force nearly $1000 for an ordinary pair of pliers.
"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."
-- Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers.
We are the president."
-- Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass,
and I'm just the one to do it."
-- A congressional candidate in Texas
"When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots
and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is
to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame
for the killings? The killers are to blame."
-- Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle on the complex social issues
behind the Los Angeles Riots
"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
-- Philadelphia Phillies manager Danny Ozark
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities
in our air and water that are doing it."
-- Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle
"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is
being very wasteful. How true that is."
-- Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle at a fundraising event for the
United Negro College Fund. He was attempting to quote the line "a
mind is a terrible thing to waste"
"If you let that sort of thing go on, your bread and butter will be cut
right out from under your feet."
-- Former British foreign minister Ernest Bevin