Here are some actual maintenance complaints logged by Air Force pilots
and the replies from the maintenance crews:
(P) = Problem (S) = Solution
(P) Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement
(S) Almost replaced left inside main tyre
(P) Test Flight O.K, except autoland very rough
(S) Autoland is not installed on this model.
(P) # 2 propeller seeping prop fluid.
(S) # 2 propeller seepage normal - #1,#3,#4 propellers lack normal
(P) Something loose in cockpit
(S) Something tightened in cockpit.
(P) Evidence of leak on right main landing gear
(S) Evidence Removed
(P) DME volume unbelievably loud
(S) Volume set to more believable level.
(P) Dead bugs on windshield
(S) Live bugs on order.
(P) Autopilot in altitude hold mode produces a 200 fpm descent.
(S) Cannot reproduce problems on ground.
(P) IFF Inoperative
(S) IFF always Inoperative in OFF mode
(P) Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick
(S) That's what they're there for.
(P) Number three engine missing.
(S) Engine found on right wing after brief search.
(P) Aircraft handles funny.
(S) Aircraft warned to straighten up, "fly right," and be serious.
(P) Target Radar Hums
(S) Reprogrammed Target Radar with the